Category: Reviews

Why You Liked … Banishers: Ghosts of New Eden

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In my first-ever game review, I tackle Banishers: Ghosts of New Eden, a haunting RPG where love, loss, and moral dilemmas take center stage (with some flawed-but-fun combat on the side). I unpack its bittersweet story, its obsession with meaningful side quests, and whether I can survive as a game reviewer without invoking the wrath of gamer purists. Spoiler: I’m probably already on thin ice, but if you’ve ever wanted an existential crisis with your ghosts, this one’s for you. Read on, and let’s see if I should stick to movies. Read More …

Why You Liked … Stardust

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What do you get when you combine Marvel heroes, DC villains, and a fantasy world where stars literally fall? Stardust is a 2007 cinematic gem that took Neil Gaiman’s whimsical novel and turned it into pure magic. Featuring Claire Danes as a literal star, Charlie Cox as a lovesick hero, and Michelle Pfeiffer as the most fabulous witch in film history, it’s a feast of adventure, humour, and heart. Sure, it has some 2007 awkwardness (looking at you, Captain Shakespeare jokes), but its charm lingers like glitter. It’s a love letter to magic—and to the stories that surprise us. Read More …

Why You Liked … Barbie

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In 2023, Barbie reminded us that a 64-year-old doll could be more than just fashion and pink plastic. Margot Robbie brings Barbie’s “girls-can-do-anything” energy to a pastel world with zero guns, Ryan Gosling delivers 110% pure Kenergy. Together they turn Barbieland into a clever critique of, well, everything. It’s a movie that says “eat a dick” to patriarchy with dance-offs instead of showdowns. Barbie’s charm isn’t just in the nostalgia; it’s the playful nudge to imagine a world with less grudge and more glitter. And honestly, who doesn’t need that? #GivePinkAChance Read More …

Why You Liked … Gen V

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I’ll admit I paused The Boys after season 3. I was burnt out from all the exploding heads and moral ambiguity. But Gen V? It hit different. Less world-ending chaos, more “What do I even do with my life?” vibes. It’s still violent, still messy, but it’s personal in a way that makes you feel like your high school drama was just as epic. With relatable characters (shoutout to Jordan and Marie) and satire that actually means something again, Gen V brings the superhero genre back to life—without giving you superhero fatigue. Plus, exploding dicks. Always a bonus. Read More …

Why you liked … Dragon Age: Vows and Vengeance

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Ever wonder what happens when The Witcher gets a Dragon Age makeover? Dragon Age: Vows and Vengeance is here to answer that, and it’s superb! This podcast-slash-radio play is all about character depth and side quest obsession. From assassins to mages, it’s like they packed the entire Dragon Age cast into one epic story, without any boring “kill-ten-rats” nonsense. The stakes are high, the villains are very villain-y, and the sound effects are… intense. Read More …

Why You Liked … Salem’s Lot

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In Why You Liked: Salem’s Lot, I talk about why this two-hour vampire speed-run deserves more love than the Internet gave it. Sure, it’s not the book, but unless you’ve got a 439-page attention span, you’ll appreciate the tight pacing, creepy crucifix scenes, and hypnotised kids. Plus, with stellar performances (yes, Dr. Cody’s a woman now, deal with it), it’s more than just a vampire checklist. If you’re still pining for bell-bottoms and classic King, this remake will have you dusting off your garlic and mirrors. Read More …

Why You Liked … Wicked little letters

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Wicked Little Letters is the lovechild of Jane Austen and a pissed-off sailor, delivering more curse words per capita than any English village has a right to handle. Jessie Buckley and Olivia Colman bring a riot of hilarity and heartfelt moments to a story about fake niceties, real friendship, and calling out people who are massive twats. If you like your comedies with a side of sharp-tongued social commentary and some seriously inventive insults, this movie is an absolute banger. Oh, and there’s a murder. But mostly it’s about being a good mate.​ Read More …

Why You Didn’t Like … Shining Vale

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Shining Vale had potential: haunted house, troubled heroine, and some family drama sprinkled in for flavor. But instead of giving us spooky fun, it dusts off the ol’ “crazy woman” trope and asks us to enjoy watching a mom spiral into madness. Spoiler alert: it’s not that fun. With gaslighting, victim-blaming, and a finale that makes The Babadook look like a warm hug, this show turns its leading lady into the ultimate villain… of her own life. Ghosts? Optional. Regret? Guaranteed. Read More …

Why You Didn’t Like … Hold Your Breath

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Hold Your Breath promises a spooky tale of dust, doom, and drifters, but instead, it just dusts off some tired old tropes. Gaslighting? Check. A “crazy” woman who just can’t be trusted? Check. A mysterious Grey Man who might just be her mental breakdown in disguise? Triple check. It’s less about chills and more about the thrill of watching a capable woman unravel, one cow-feeding mishap at a time. If you’ve ever felt like the villain in your own life story, Hold Your Breath has got you covered… with condescension and laudanum. Read More …