Sometimes You’re Not Winning

But you win anyway.

Yesterday, we experienced:

1. Broken microwave.
2. Broken blender.
3. The BBQ running out of gas.
4. A large chunk of food ingredients decomposing, like a three-months-dead corpse, in our pantry.

Still made an excellent dinner, if I do say so myself.  Made broccoli Parmesan waffles, topped with rice and slow cooked tamari chicken thighs.  Take that, Fate: in your eye, motherfucker.

On other news, we have a new microwave.