Blade of Glass: Chapter 35

The stables yielded Geneve’s prize: an ox-wagon front assembly. The hitch was sound oak, linked to two metal-rimmed wheels. Too heavy for her, but with four? Manageable. They also stole chain and pulleys, a set of hammers, and shovels. Kytto’s hand to hand training might not have been good for beating Wincuf, but working beside the Smith taught Geneve a thousand things most Knights would never know. They hustled the assembly from the stables with whispers and giggles. A few times they had to freeze, fearing a night-delivered noise as discovery, but through the Three’s grace no one found them. They made it to the hall. Geneve directed them on her plan. Hettie shimmied up the walls, the glint of her bald head disappearing into the gloom. Raja and Barbet stayed with Geneve, humping the wagon assembly to the middle Read More …

Why You Liked … Wicked little letters

Politeness Can Suck It

Wicked Little Letters is the lovechild of Jane Austen and a pissed-off sailor, delivering more curse words per capita than any English village has a right to handle. Jessie Buckley and Olivia Colman bring a riot of hilarity and heartfelt moments to a story about fake niceties, real friendship, and calling out people who are massive twats. If you like your comedies with a side of sharp-tongued social commentary and some seriously inventive insults, this movie is an absolute banger. Oh, and there’s a murder. But mostly it’s about being a good mate.​ Read More …

Blade of Glass: Chapter 34

“Meri!” Geneve stabbed her blade into the sand, dropping to a crouch before him. His hands were in front of his eyes, and blood leaked down his face. “Let me see.” Sight of Day was beside them faster than thought. The Feybrind’s fur soft hands pushed Geneve away gently, but very firmly. He touched Meriwether’s face, trying to coax the young man’s hands from his eyes. Meriwether hunched away, a low, anguished moan coming from him. Sight of Day glanced at Geneve. {Keep him calm. Try not to hit him again.} She watched him run into their shelter. “Meri? I’m sorry. I … it felt like I was being attacked.” She remembered the flow of the pattern, the weight of the blade in her hand, and the sun on her face. Geneve thought she was at peace for that timeless moment Read More …

Blade of Glass: Chapter 33

Meriwether chewed the inside of his lip. “Could you be more specific?” “There’s not a lot of room for confusion, runt.” Armitage scratched an armpit. “You want food, we find someone who’s got it and punch it out of them.” “I got that part,” Meriwether said. They trudged along the sand. The sun’s hammer beat the cold right out of him. While the brutal frigid night left him aching, the blasting heat of day wasn’t much of an improvement. “The missing piece of the puzzle is where we might find people.” Geneve walked to his left, eyes downcast. “The horses need grain. We need water.” It was like she wasn’t listening to the conversation. She had bags under her eyes so deep Meriwether thought they might be bruised. Sleep wasn’t good for anyone, it seems. Only Sight of Day appeared well-rested, Read More …

Why You Didn’t Like … Shining Vale

Shining Vale had potential: haunted house, troubled heroine, and some family drama sprinkled in for flavor. But instead of giving us spooky fun, it dusts off the ol’ “crazy woman” trope and asks us to enjoy watching a mom spiral into madness. Spoiler alert: it’s not that fun. With gaslighting, victim-blaming, and a finale that makes The Babadook look like a warm hug, this show turns its leading lady into the ultimate villain… of her own life. Ghosts? Optional. Regret? Guaranteed. Read More …

Why You Didn’t Like … Hold Your Breath

Hold Your Breath promises a spooky tale of dust, doom, and drifters, but instead, it just dusts off some tired old tropes. Gaslighting? Check. A “crazy” woman who just can’t be trusted? Check. A mysterious Grey Man who might just be her mental breakdown in disguise? Triple check. It’s less about chills and more about the thrill of watching a capable woman unravel, one cow-feeding mishap at a time. If you’ve ever felt like the villain in your own life story, Hold Your Breath has got you covered… with condescension and laudanum. Read More …

Blade of Glass: Chapter 32

After Kytto gave her Requiem, he’d told her to get a good night’s sleep. Geneve had no intention of doing that. Sleep wouldn’t help her now. Wincuf was already completing his Trial, and if the monster didn’t need sleep, neither did she. She snuck into the long hall of combat where the fight would take place tomorrow. Geneve knew she’d stand as Wincuf’s last fight. He’d have his eyes on her, working his way down the line of opponents with one thought. Kill Geneve. She knew he’d cut her down like a single blade of grass against the scythe. Geneve couldn’t use the Storm, and she was tiny. But Kytto taught her well over the years. How to fight with bare knuckles, or using a man’s weight against him. He’d said a weapon gave false confidence. Knights were full of Read More …

Blade of Glass: Chapter 31

Geneve didn’t know why she felt angry. Since leaving the partnership of her fellow Knights, she’d felt… off balance. Like the ground beneath her feet swayed, or she’d taken too much summer wine. The colors seemed different, and her heart was confused about true north. It kept telling her there was something wrong with the Tresward, and it also told her the Tresward protected her. It’d taken her in when there were no other options. Knights fought the scourges of the world. Their Light kept the darkness at bay. Geneve glanced sideways at Armitage. Darkness like the Vhemin. That was the problem, really. Here she was, sharing the trail with a killer. She’d seen Armitage fight. He was no stranger to violence. He spoke its language. By the Three, he whispered sweet nothings into murder’s cold ear. Such a thing was far Read More …

Why You Liked … Dragon Age: Absolution

In Dragon Age: Absolution, they didn’t just crank a story about a heist in Tevinter—I threw in the emotional rollercoaster of family. Not the cuddly, warm kind either; more like the “who the hell are these people?” type. Add a sprinkle of side quests that make you rethink your life choices, and you’ve got more than just a quest for an artefact. This one’s about finding trust in unexpected places—and probably losing it just as fast. Side note: Who knew chaos could be so relatable?
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