Category: Reviews

Why You Liked … Barbie

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In 2023, Barbie reminded us that a 64-year-old doll could be more than just fashion and pink plastic. Margot Robbie brings Barbie’s “girls-can-do-anything” energy to a pastel world with zero guns, Ryan Gosling delivers 110% pure Kenergy. Together they turn Barbieland into a clever critique of, well, everything. It’s a movie that says “eat a dick” to patriarchy with dance-offs instead of showdowns. Barbie’s charm isn’t just in the nostalgia; it’s the playful nudge to imagine a world with less grudge and more glitter. And honestly, who doesn’t need that? #GivePinkAChance Read More …

Why You Liked … Gen V

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I’ll admit I paused The Boys after season 3. I was burnt out from all the exploding heads and moral ambiguity. But Gen V? It hit different. Less world-ending chaos, more “What do I even do with my life?” vibes. It’s still violent, still messy, but it’s personal in a way that makes you feel like your high school drama was just as epic. With relatable characters (shoutout to Jordan and Marie) and satire that actually means something again, Gen V brings the superhero genre back to life—without giving you superhero fatigue. Plus, exploding dicks. Always a bonus. Read More …

Why you liked … Dragon Age: Vows and Vengeance

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Ever wonder what happens when The Witcher gets a Dragon Age makeover? Dragon Age: Vows and Vengeance is here to answer that, and it’s superb! This podcast-slash-radio play is all about character depth and side quest obsession. From assassins to mages, it’s like they packed the entire Dragon Age cast into one epic story, without any boring “kill-ten-rats” nonsense. The stakes are high, the villains are very villain-y, and the sound effects are… intense. Read More …

Why You Liked … Salem’s Lot

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In Why You Liked: Salem’s Lot, I talk about why this two-hour vampire speed-run deserves more love than the Internet gave it. Sure, it’s not the book, but unless you’ve got a 439-page attention span, you’ll appreciate the tight pacing, creepy crucifix scenes, and hypnotised kids. Plus, with stellar performances (yes, Dr. Cody’s a woman now, deal with it), it’s more than just a vampire checklist. If you’re still pining for bell-bottoms and classic King, this remake will have you dusting off your garlic and mirrors. Read More …

Why You Liked … Wicked little letters

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Wicked Little Letters is the lovechild of Jane Austen and a pissed-off sailor, delivering more curse words per capita than any English village has a right to handle. Jessie Buckley and Olivia Colman bring a riot of hilarity and heartfelt moments to a story about fake niceties, real friendship, and calling out people who are massive twats. If you like your comedies with a side of sharp-tongued social commentary and some seriously inventive insults, this movie is an absolute banger. Oh, and there’s a murder. But mostly it’s about being a good mate.​ Read More …

Why You Didn’t Like … Shining Vale

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Shining Vale had potential: haunted house, troubled heroine, and some family drama sprinkled in for flavor. But instead of giving us spooky fun, it dusts off the ol’ “crazy woman” trope and asks us to enjoy watching a mom spiral into madness. Spoiler alert: it’s not that fun. With gaslighting, victim-blaming, and a finale that makes The Babadook look like a warm hug, this show turns its leading lady into the ultimate villain… of her own life. Ghosts? Optional. Regret? Guaranteed. Read More …

Why You Didn’t Like … Hold Your Breath

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Hold Your Breath promises a spooky tale of dust, doom, and drifters, but instead, it just dusts off some tired old tropes. Gaslighting? Check. A “crazy” woman who just can’t be trusted? Check. A mysterious Grey Man who might just be her mental breakdown in disguise? Triple check. It’s less about chills and more about the thrill of watching a capable woman unravel, one cow-feeding mishap at a time. If you’ve ever felt like the villain in your own life story, Hold Your Breath has got you covered… with condescension and laudanum. Read More …

Why You Liked … Dragon Age: Absolution

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In Dragon Age: Absolution, they didn’t just crank a story about a heist in Tevinter—I threw in the emotional rollercoaster of family. Not the cuddly, warm kind either; more like the “who the hell are these people?” type. Add a sprinkle of side quests that make you rethink your life choices, and you’ve got more than just a quest for an artefact. This one’s about finding trust in unexpected places—and probably losing it just as fast. Side note: Who knew chaos could be so relatable?
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Why You Liked … Dragon Age: Dawn of the Seeker

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In Dragon Age: Dawn of the Seeker, we follow Cassandra Pentaghast, a badass warrior with a serious anger management problem (but in a cool way). She’s on a mission to save the world, one blood mage at a time, while stabbing anyone who gets in her way. This film mixes epic action with the deep lore we love from the games. If you’ve ever thought, “I need more sword fights and moral dilemmas in my life,” this one’s for you. Read More …