Vampires: Still A Growth Industry

One of the things that gets people excited is vampires.

This is not a lie — it is a zeitgeist.  And, I guess, if making a lot of money is your thing then you should hop right on that bandwagon and write about the most popular things.  As it turns out, vampires are still supreme – what’s more, they’re a growth industry:

You can infer all kinds of things from this – for example, cunts are more popular than zombies (but it’s closer than your average presidential election):

I can’t make this stuff up.  Unfortunately, I can’t really prostitute myself either, so I write about stuff that’s fun to me.  Me and the werewolf cyberpunk monsters from hell will be keeping it real.